zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD


I also thought fuck that’s a fuckin huge cat

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

I also thought fuck that’s a fuckin huge cat

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The sixth gif in your reaction folder is your reaction to working here

tixengardens:

vivzie-pop:

extraordinarycircus:

thebunnyofevil:

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asktheimprobableinvestigators:

Anonymous asked: I know you discussed it in the past but I was wondering what you thought about the Dyatlov Pass incident and how one of the victims tongues was missing as well as the high radiation on their clothing?

HEY CALIBORN, WANT TO BE WRONG ON THE INTERNET SOME MORE?

WHAT. I AM NEVER WRONG. ON THE INTERNET OR ELSEWHERE.

YOU ABSOLUTELY ARE WRONG. WRONG AND GETTING WRONGER ALL THE TIME. BRIMMING OVER WITH WRONGABILITY.

SAYS YOu, RIMMER. WHAT ARE YOu TALKING ABOuT. ANYWAY.

IT’S DYATLOV PASS TIME AGAIN!

OH BOY!

IN PARTICULAR, THE RADIATION THING AND THE MISSING TONGUE.

AW. I WAS HOPING TO HAuL OuT THE KARMAN VORTEX STREET INFRASOuND THEORY.

I LIKE THAT ONE, IT’S BETTER THAN THE BAIKONUR-LAUNCHED WARHEAD OR THE ZOLOTAYA BABA.

HAS ANYONE CONNECTED IT. WITH THE MYSTIC ANCIENT HYDROGEN MASER. LOCATED IN THE GREAT PYRAMID.

IF THEY HAVEN’T I’M GOING TO BE SO DISAPPOINTED. ALSO THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT WAS ABSOLUTELY RELATED TO DYATLOV PASS, AS WAS THE TAMAN SHUD CASE AND THE DISAPPEARANCE OF FREDERICK VALENTICH. AND THE TUNGUSKA EVENT. ALL TOTALLY CONNECTED. MAN, THOSE ALIENS, WHAT A WACKY SENSE OF HUMOR THEY HAVE GOT, TO BE SURE.

ENOuGH OF THIS GAY BANTER. THE TONGuE THING. IS PRETTY EASILY EXPLICATED. WHEN YOu CONSIDER THAT DuBININA HAD BEEN LYING OuT IN THE OPEN. WHERE ANY SCAVENGER WHO HAPPENED BY. COuLD SNACK ON HER FACE. IN POINT OF FACT. I THINK THE AuTOPSY REPORT MENTIONED A LOT MORE THAN JuST THE TONGuE DAMAGE.

THE INJURIES REPORTED AREN’T INCONSISTENT WITH AVALANCHE DAMAGE, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH THE EXPLANATION THAT MAKES THE MOST SENSE. AND THE RADIATION THING? THORIUM LANTERN MANTLES.

WASN’T THERE SOME GuY. CLAIMING THAT THORIuM MANTLES WEREN’T AVAILABLE IN RuSSIA AT THE TIME.

I THINK SO, BUT THE THINGS WERE INVENTED IN LIKE THE 1890S AND USED UP TILL 1990-SOMETHING—NOW IT’S YTTRIUM, NOT THORIUM, BUT CAMPING LANTERNS STILL USE MANTLES TODAY. NOT SURE WHAT THE DYATLOV PASS GUYS WOULD HAVE BEEN USING IN THEIR LANTERNS OTHER THAN THORIUM.

BuT IT WAS ALIENS.

TOTALLY ALIENS.

IN CONCLuSION. ALIENS.

ahhhh

i love these guys so much

percy-wateryoudoing:

sassrules:

tjtmaria:

Tumblr traffic light


Friendly reminder to have breaks when tumbling

be safe kids

I literally waited for it to turn before reblogging.

You follow the traffic or you get a ticket mutherfucker

I’ve been tumbling for literally four pages that is hardly any time at all

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terriblenerd:

Older stuff as requested! Man, the anatomy on this bugs me now. This is probably due for a redraw if I can recover my hard drive. 

terriblenerd:

Older stuff as requested! Man, the anatomy on this bugs me now. This is probably due for a redraw if I can recover my hard drive. 

omgthatdress:

Necklace
Léopold Gautrait, 1899
Tadema Gallery

omgthatdress:

Necklace

Léopold Gautrait, 1899

Tadema Gallery

Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

Also it could be seen as a different, entirely valid, case in itself - you are a bitch being that you’re actively being a bitch right now, and you a bitch being that you’re just, you know, a bitch generally.

Not that I’m calling anyone a bitch or anything.

roachpatrol:

sealed with a lick cause a kiss don’t stick
(from this fantroll sheet)

oh god look at this
look at her quadrants
apparently she fights by chucking books at people (or is that hookkind?)
either way i love roadch petrel

roachpatrol:

sealed with a lick cause a kiss don’t stick

(from this fantroll sheet)

oh god look at this

look at her quadrants

apparently she fights by chucking books at people (or is that hookkind?)

either way i love roadch petrel

flipsidered:

just as a note for people lamenting their height vs owens or chaineys or whatever, every time ive posted their official heights its been coming from a place of deep confusion regarding what is actually considered reasonable, like when i say that i’m historically bad at sizing my OCs i mean i am VERY VERY BAD at sizing, so when i say “owen is .5 of an inch high and chainey is eleventy million talls” it’s a good idea to take it with a grain of salt

a good assumption to make is

  • owen is shorter than you
  • chainey is taller than you
  • that’s how it is, you are the baseline, idc how big you are
  • that’s their sizing
  • spread the word

The reason I am fairly decent at sizing my OCs is because I have a lot of different-sized siblings and I know how tall they all are

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ambulancing:

c4ps3p:

me

Manly as fuck

I’m surprised that wasn’t root beer, that’s what the biker mice normally drank.
But yeah, Modo’s pretty manly. He’s a war veteran (on the losing side), an ex-POW and lost his eye and arm to horrific Mengele-style experimentation, his wife is missing presumed either dead or also captured, he’s been brainwashed on the show and gets PTSD and flashbacks. He’s very loyal and protective of his family and friends - with good reason, many of them have gone through similar stuff and he’s lost several.
So yeah. Pretty manly.

ambulancing:

c4ps3p:

me

Manly as fuck

I’m surprised that wasn’t root beer, that’s what the biker mice normally drank.

But yeah, Modo’s pretty manly. He’s a war veteran (on the losing side), an ex-POW and lost his eye and arm to horrific Mengele-style experimentation, his wife is missing presumed either dead or also captured, he’s been brainwashed on the show and gets PTSD and flashbacks. He’s very loyal and protective of his family and friends - with good reason, many of them have gone through similar stuff and he’s lost several.

So yeah. Pretty manly.

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bbcone:

Hey Tumblr we have a new show starting tonight and it’s a gymnastics called Tumble.

When we first heard about it we thought it was a show called Tumblr, about Tumblr.

We look forward to seeing all of your Tumble GIFs on Tumblr

So I saw this when I was checking to see if the new Strictly Come Dancing series had started yet, and watched a couple of episodes.

It is so hard to care about any of these people. They are trying so hard to make it live up to Strictly but they’re missing everything that makes Strictly likeable. Like, They’re pushing the celeb-pro romance REALLY UNCOMFORTABLY HARD, and there’s the four judges, one of which is a former Strictly winner, and there’s an obviously scripted rivalry between him and one of the other judges. And the pretty female presenter keeps makin g oh-I-know-nothing-about-gymnastics jokes. The costumes are also horribly tacky and there’s no live band. (Yes, I LOVE all the glitter of Strictly. I love the SHOW. I want to see the couples come on and be made to go ‘ahhhhh’.

This show has no ‘ooooh’ factor.

Maybe if it stopped trying to be Strictly and pushed the circus skills angle a bit more.

heysawbones:

cafiffle:

mortalityplays:

cafiffle:

I came up with some webcomic award categories, feel free to add more

  • Laziest Method for Painting Trees
  • Most Transparent Author Fetish
  • Names Most Obviously Lifted From a Past RP
  • Most Frequent Rainfall Depicted in One Setting
  • Highest Potential for Incest Slash Fiction
  • The Mrs. Robinson Award for Sexualization of Senior Citizens
  • Most Creative Use of Expletives
  • Highest Number of Pages Clearly Made While Intoxicated
  • Highest Number of Extras Crammed Into One Panel
  • Best Candidate for the Omegaverse
  • The Aaron Diaz Award for Adamant Denial of Objectified Female Characters
  • The Ryan Sohmer Award for Most Intolerable Protagonist
  • Best Artistic Rendering of Dredlocks
  • Most Phoned-in Costume Design Choices
  • Least Phoned-In Costume Design Choices
  • Best Canon Explanation for Elves
  • Most Obstinately Written For The Satisfaction Of The Writer And The Writer Alone
  • Best Retrospective Justification of Ethically Unsound Writing Decisions Made As A Teen
  • Most Obviously From A Storyboarding Background
  • Nicest Try, I Guess
  • Most Exquisitely Rendered Noses
  • Most Ponderous Worldbuilding
  • Most Improvement on Existing Anime Tropes
  • Least Racially Sensitive Steampunk Setting
  • Best Webcomic Made Entirely to Spite Another Human Being
  • The Tolkein Award For Work Most Obviously Built Around Creator’s Artificial Language

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emilykcomicsmith:

garret-spork:

shallow-between-stars:

nothingeverlost:

veggieblt:

tin-pan-ali:

papa-scotch:

dextrahoffman:

The Badpiper Thunderstruck (by jackiejet100)

That crowd is so not worthy of this greatness.

HOLY SHIT. FIFTEEN SECONDS IN, IT HAPPENS!

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IS THAT THING SHOOTING FIRE!?!?!??!

I love that someone looked at bagpipes and thought ‘this could use a little more fire.’

HOLY SHIT THAT’S FREMANTLE

New Life goal!!!!!

I used to leave Uni early just to go watch this guy perform in the streets every wednesday. He’s an absolute legend, and a very nice guy.

This video is the sole reason why Yan Tavon plays bagpipes now.

occoris:

preternatural-aura:

does anyone else have difficulty talking when they are upset or tired or embarrassed or scared, i think it might be selective mutism but idk

I tend to get pretty bad at understanding people and forming coherent/polite/complete sentences when I am stressed. I call them Bad Communication Days (because it usually is an entire day or two when it happens, but sometimes it’s more just During A Fight or w/e.)

My stammer gets noticeably worse when I’m any of the things listed. Add angry or defensive to the list too, in fact.

Sometimes I stick on a word and cannot move from that point until something distracts me.

Love Notes From The Bottom Of The Barrel

vastderp-placeholder:

Dear AtomicFireball.

Im going to be polite about this.

Quite frankly, you disgust me.

You are a pig and you deserve to rot in hell. I find it quite unbelievable that you are so dense as to not notice how offensive this peice of ‘art’ is. You shamelessly insult people with asphergers and refuse to aknowledge the outrage you have caused.

You come across as an insolent, spoilt brat and the mere thought of someone such as yourself makes me want to either vomit or punch something. Preferably you.

I, as someone on the autistic spectrum, know just how offensive that flash image is and I am not hesitant to say that it really does offend me.
And dont you dare tell me to ‘lighten up’ because, as many of my friends will tell you, I am actually a pretty relaxed and care-free person.
I crack jokes about my condition all the time and I will not be offended by a petty joke.

But this as completely crossed the border between being a simple joke and being flat out offensive.

To conclude this comment: You disgust me. Rot in hell you disgusting, rotten, idiotic, insensitive little peice of s**t.

oh god what if she finds the picture i drew of a my little pony on fire oh dear

Just as long as you know she was being polite

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