vrabia:

takethewatch:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

chibisilverwings:

clinttbarton:

i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.

Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y

Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty

Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track

Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back

I’m talkin trying to kill my foe foe
But instead kill everyone I know know
9 deaths in a row row

Stop it not, oh, stop it not—O DJ,
Play music loud! For this night, I will fight
Until our eyes behold the coming dawn.
Ding-dong-bell, the clock chimes out the hour
But this fete starts not ere my arrival.
Sing whoa-oh and a hey-nonny-no!
Sing whoa-oh and a hey-nonny-no!

The beat of drums declares thy beating heart
A sorry sight - in company thou came
But if my arms embrace thee from the start
Then death may take us, it is all the same.

A night of mischief lies ahead of us
Take hold of me, wild pleasures to receive
Let us delight in tender passion thus
And dance away the life we ought to live.

Young foolish hearts, our days expen’d for naught
While beauty doth endure we sing our song
While glamour we possess we scorn the rot
The grave shall swallow us before too long.

We shall die young, my love, ‘tis not a shame
If triumph over death we may proclaim.

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coelasquid:

Ah yeah, this is it, he’s an extreme sports merman named Rider.

I really liked this guy. Everyone kept trying to baby him and offer him calm activities to do because of his wheelchair but he just was not having it at all.

HOW TO COOK A MEAL

vastderp-placeholder:

  1. CLEAN THE KITCHEN
  2. DO THE DISHES 
  3. CLEAN THE FRIDGE 
  4. FIND INGREDIENTS AND ORGANIZE THEM ON CLEAN COUNTERTOP
  5. PUT INGREDIENTS BACK IN FRIDGE
  6. GO GET DRIVE THROUGH BURGERS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOW FUCKING SICK OF BEING IN THE KITCHEN.

GOOD JOB! YOU ARE NOW A RESPONSIBLE ADULT!

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inkyblacknight:

i will never not reblog this post

That poor cat

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sarasakat said: I didn't block you lol @ your latest post.

the-real-seebs:

vegacoyote:

the-real-seebs:

chordatesrock:

the-real-seebs:

Well, that’s fascinating, because several of the posts from me aren’t showing in the notes (although one recent one is), and that normally only happens on tumblr when you’ve been blocked by one of the posters in the reblog chain.

My post that we ended up discussing where I trolled you had similar behavior. It must be a new, unannounced loss of functionality WHY TUMBLR.

Yeah.

That said, I should point out that when I made the claim, none of my posts showed in notes.

No, Tumblr reblog chains only ever show the latest thing any given user has posted. This is obnoxious-as-fuck behavior has been a feature of the Tumblr experience for as long as I can recall- I noticed this early on, because I’m a compulsive thread re-reader, and I’ve had to figure out a number of different ways to hunt down earlier posts by the same user on a reblog chain. It’s especially infuriating when someone’s responded to more than one person in a given conversation… so, basically, all the goddamn time. It is a continuously infuriating thing. Doesn’t matter what you said, how many times or to how many people, only the very last thing you’ve posted shows up in any reblog chain, ever.

I think it has something to do with Tumblr not wanting to count more than one note per user-who-reblogs, and throwing record-keeping and readability under the bus in support of that cause. It has always made me want to strangle someone. (Though usually only very briefly, and not to the point where the desire to strangle someone would outweigh my socially conditioned aversion to violence.) (I was about to say “Figuratively speaking,” but then I realized that this was not strictly speaking true.)

I am pretty sure I used to see multiple back-and-forth, but it may have been quite a long time now.

AND NOW I UNDERSTAND

This also makes it super hard for people watching the conversation to go back and get the whole thing.

Damn, I was wondering where all my RP reblogs went, now I know!

urban-werewolf:

For a moment there I wondered if women have bromances or if they called it something else. Then I remembered they call it love because they’re not insecure about how much they care about their friends XD

I think women have besties. Or BFFs or whatever cutesy thing they’re calling it now, I dunno, I wasn’t ever that good at it.

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jumpingjacktrash:

lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

agreed. this country has a lot of problems but like maybe leave it to us to bitch about them.

also pls don’t be like “haha ur country is run by racist sexist homophobic xenophobic warmongering right-wing baptist-taliban-wannabe white old men lol!” as if we’re not spraining our asses trying to change that? fox-news-believing repubs don’t tumblr. technology frightens and angers them. so they can’t hear you mocking. you’re pointing at the firefighters and laughing about the fire.

i mean, it’d be a real dick move if i pointed to whatever is the grindingly shitty unfunny problem of your country and was like “heeee it’s hilarious how you have so much unemployment” or whatever, right?

that said, if you have any fresh jokes about it, i wanna hear. you gotta laugh or cry and i’d rather laugh. just don’t make like our super depressing problems are the joke. that’s just mean.

Dude, I am not laughing. I am legit terrified for the health and safety of my friends. I feel like any day now I’m gonna hear that one of you has died, or worse, somebody will sign off and I’ll never hear from them again and never even know.

ursulavernon:

wickedgirlssavingourselves:

Brontësaurus

This is the best thing ever.

is @wickedgirlssavingourselves claiming this piece? Because it looks very much like a Niroot Puttapipat thing, both in style and the kind of thing he would do.

ursulavernon:

wickedgirlssavingourselves:

Brontësaurus

This is the best thing ever.

is @wickedgirlssavingourselves claiming this piece? Because it looks very much like a Niroot Puttapipat thing, both in style and the kind of thing he would do.

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roachpatrol:

big post of little portraits

I love that one of Erskin and Bel. I can hear Bel sighing and thinking ‘If only he wasn’t so pretty…’

And Erskin is giving him that look and knows he doesn’t have to say anything at all.

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gutter-proletarian:

What the fuck did I just read

Wow, the entire universe fucked up by one dude and an apple.

Harsh.

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momdusa:

anthxny:

via riggles323

oh here you go, lol.

Hey Jess, look! Are you appalled?

momdusa:

anthxny:

via riggles323

oh here you go, lol.

Hey Jess, look! Are you appalled?

Anonymous said: What would Cora look like when she got older?

terriblenerd:

She inherited a lot from her ma, like the hair and the tendency to wear seasonally-impractical shorts, but wound up with her dad’s snake eyes. One of ‘em made sure she can use a knife. Not gonna say which.

Fun fact: this is all totally hypothetical, btw. The Law of Talos adventures aren’t actually part of The Devil’s Opera canon! 

The Law of Talos adventures aren’t actually part of The Devil’s Opera canon!

Damn, that’s a shame. LoT was a FINE piece of comic and I’m glad I was there to see it unfold.

momdusa:

jadestoybox:

rayedelsol:

Source: http://www.monsterhighdolls.com/forum/topics/sdcc-2014-sightings-thread?page=26&commentId=5907260%3AComment%3A3263208&x=1#5907260Comment3263208

some fix Lorn’s neck…

Other than that, GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME

Omajeses

The pirate looks like Grimmily a little (but then - my eyes aren’t working)

Ehhh, not that impressed. If they could only fade in the transparent plastic like they do with Spectra and Invisibilly, it’d look OK, but River just looks a CAM skeleton girl with ice girl lower legs, only in purple.

And I think they were probably trying to go for a peg leg thing with the pirate girl here, but it just looks like she got the wrong foot. Why not actually give her a peg leg, that would be awesome.

I like her hat, though. It’s an impressive hat that looks like it’s made of sugar, even if I can’t work out what that thing on the front is meant to be.

garrettsander:

#neighthan! OMG the #cosplay is fangtastic!! MF fans go all out!! #monsterhigh #sdcc2014

OMG look at the Neighthan cosplayer, d’aww
And that top does look just as awesome in realsize as I thought it would
I mean if I were gonna make one for everyday wear I’d deviate from the design a little bit and put a lil cartoony detail in there, outline everything in black
But it’s an awesome top

garrettsander:

#neighthan! OMG the #cosplay is fangtastic!! MF fans go all out!! #monsterhigh #sdcc2014

OMG look at the Neighthan cosplayer, d’aww

And that top does look just as awesome in realsize as I thought it would

I mean if I were gonna make one for everyday wear I’d deviate from the design a little bit and put a lil cartoony detail in there, outline everything in black

But it’s an awesome top

Darling Boy was happy to see a photo of me.

vastderp-placeholder:

now watch me spam the fuck out of my dashboard with that as my flimsy exc—

ah who am i kidding everyone likes to show off sometimes and no one ever admits it, especially not quirky looking people like me. or those who are narrow-ass-deficient, also like me.

SO I POST THESE PHOTOS. 

FOR POLITICS.

FOR MANIC PANIC.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

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after a visit to the Unique Thrift Store. Those fucking baby heads, man. 

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i can never have enough ego pics of my hair. it’s my favorite thing.

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this haircut was performed by a 2007 Ford Focus

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did i mention i really really like toothpicks and rainbows?

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and disrespecting restaurant protocol when no one is looking?

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and getting muddy as all fuck.

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and sticking 450 million year old ocean life on my face.

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and dressing up like a girl with my favorite hairstyle to draw ever.

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and not wearing gloves the day i hennaed my hair for the very first time. ehehe, i had orange hands for a month. and red hair ever since, fuck yeah henna.

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i say again: fuck yeah henna.

at any rate, HERE YOU GO, DARLING BOY. PHOTOS OF ME AT MY DAINTIEST.

<3 <3 <3 <3

In which I cannot describe Luka’s particular visual aesthetic without being insulting despite the fact that I really really like the way he looks

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This is a place for me to put things DA and Y! won't let me, random stuff I have on my mind, things I think are cool and all that kind of crap. The big hypothetical dumping ground. Every artist needs one. Also, while you're here, feed my fish!

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