IT SPECIFICALLY SAYS IN THE TEXT THAT AT LEAST BRO IS WHITE.
EB: i just don’t know why you think it’s cool.
EB: his ventriloquist rapping thing.
TG: oh lil cal? no man
TG: lil cal is the shit
EB: that’s fine, you are entitled to your opinion, i am just saying that being a white guy who is a rapper with a ventriloquist doll is not cool by any stretch of the imagination or by any definition of word cool, ironic or otherwise. that’s all i’m saying.
Who thinks Tumblr is gonna lose their shit about this?
Now I see John’s bookshelf and realise we also have DIS*.
So I looked up Obscure Names for Type, and found that the other coding language on John Egbert’s computer - ^CAKE - is called Caret Cake.
WTF why is Tumblr refusing to post things because ‘you cannot publish an empty post’? It’s not empty, dammit.
IMG_0073.JPG by DerekLee on Flickr.
I love the shocked expressions on the angels. And the martyred bishop is cool. “No, I’m fine, can someone just get me a latte?”
I love how his halo is behind his head. And I love how, in renaissance art, the halo is in fact legit portrayed as a gold plate nailed to the back of the head (or in this case where the head would be), as if the artist forgot that it’s actually supposed to be light radiating from the face.
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES
IT HAS GOTTEN SO BIG OMG
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE’S NAMED IT
WAIT IT’S IN HER FAQ
THE DUCK’S CALLED FAT AMY
I’d have named it Ducky Von Duckenstein, but that’s just me.
I think I’d have called it Count Duckula, but I was a 90’s kid.
my finger is on the button: rockpapertheodore: jumpingjacktrash: variablejabberwocky:...
bad brain day :/
douchey headvoice telling me i’m not allowed to have a bad day because i’ve had too many bad days lately and my productivityyyyyyyy and everybody’s waited too long for me to update my fics how dare you keep them waiting jesse you slackerrrrrrr
shut up it’s only fanfic
and wtf ‘allowed’ do be depressed where did douchevoice even get that
this is boring
I say we throw some molotov cocktails at our respective asshole voices
they need a lesson in shutting the hell up
arson solves everything
dude arson sounds like a great idea because my douchey headvoice is keeping me inside and away from people because it doesn’t think i’m worth their time.
motherfucker needs to burn.
wow this asshole is everywhere
get your kickin’ boots on
Oh god, can I come? Every time I try and do anything, my douchey headvoice keeps telling me I’ll never be relevant and it’s REALLY getting on my nerves.
Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts
Teratomarty, if you’re reading this, CURSE YOU. Tell CatBountry to curse her too.
idea for those with an art block: draw your characters’ experience at Amy’s Baking Company
Joey, sometime soon we have to RP Leland and Heyla going out for lunch